Monday, October 15, 2012

Why does Don Frye hate Dan Henderson?

In an interview with  Spencer Lazara of MMAinterviews TV, Frye was asked if he cheers for fighters like Henderson, a fellow UFC and Pride legend.

"No, I think Dan Henderson is an asshole," Frye said. "I went on a UFO tour with him over to Afghanistan back in '07, and I found he could be a complete asshole."

I can only imagine what happened on this UFO tour.
*Image blurs indicating a flashback to the actual events.

Scene: Afghanistan, interior tent, 2007.
Don Frye is lying on a cot. Dan Henderson occupies the adjacent cot.
Scene begins as Frye awakens, sits up in his cot and stretches.
Frye: Good morning, sunshine!
Hendo grunts and rolls over, pulling the pillow over his head.
Frye: Wakey! Wakey! Eggs and bakey sleepy head!
Hendo's hand emerges from his blanket, flipping Frye the bird.
Frye: C'mon Dan. The tour leaves in 30 minutes.
Hendo sits up: There's no UFO's you idiot. We're here to support our troops!
Frye: Now, Dan. We both know that's not true. Now get your little singlet out of bed and join me for some yogurt and granola. It's going to be a superific day!
Hendo lies back down: Fuck you, Don.

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